Thursday, July 15, 2010

I KNOW that I've heard of Improv Everywhere before, but last night I rediscovered them and watched ALL their videos. This is one of my favorites:

This is amazing! I mean for my acting final this semester, we had to do something like this, but it had to have meaning to it. Our group's plan was to go to a movie theatre and have somebody's phone go off, and create a scene about movie theatre etiquette. It was nothing as fun and whimsy as this! I definitely want to try a mini version of this group. I had some ideas last night but...I didn't write them down. Stuuupid. (that's said in an ethnic accent, by the way.)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Speaking of drugs...

Right so I found this...
Actually, my friend Moira sent it to me and we were both like, whaaat?

In case you're too lazy to read (gtfo.), these crazy kids are getting into trouble on the internet again. Downloading music? nooo. Cyber-bullying? noooooo. Getting high? hell yeah! Apparently these "i-dealers" sell "cool kids" "music drugs" so they can "get high" and "rebel" against "the man". It's cute, isn't it? I thought so.

So I thought, what the heck, I'll try it. I used the one from the site that was on youtube (the "gateway" one) called Gate of Hades or something. I sat back, closed my eyes, and put on headphones.
Spoiler alert: it's this obnoxious droning sound for about a minute and then this crackling sound. I freaked out because it came out of no-where and turned it off.

Maybe I quit too soon to get high but I'm pretty sure it's safe to say if you're not lighting it, chewing it, injecting it, or sniffing can't get you high. I'm sorry, you cool kidz out there who keep getting beat up in the locker room for NOT doing crack (because that's how high school works)! This will only make your ears hurt for a few minutes.

Every good comedian needs a good introduction.


I got this so everyone in the world will drop what they're doing and pay attention to MY thoughts and MY feelings and MY opinions because THEY'RE JUST SO IMPORTANT.

No I'm just kidding I did this because I'm narcissistic. So let's talk about me. My name is Alli and I'm a middle class suburbanite. Yeah, already my opinions don't matter, I know. Um, I'm part Native American and I like high fives and taking pictures where everyone is jumping. EVERYONE.

I just graduated from high school (opinions that matter level is now at 20 percent) and I'm like not even working or going to college because I'm lazy. I was in a comedy troupe for two years called Giggles n Bits and that was cool. So I'm funny sometimes?

When I DO have a future, it'll be drawing and cartooning and stuff because I'm pretty good at that.

So how about this crazy name I picked for my blog? Yeah you didn't even notice it did you. Well, it comes from a sketch I did two years ago in Giggles, that made fun of those ridiculous anti-drug campaigns that tried to appeal to teenagers. Our stats were stuff like "Troof: 100% of people who die due to smoking, die from smoking related causes. TROOF."

And so here is some troof about people and life that is so obvious yet told to you in clever ways on the internet. TROOF.