Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Speaking of drugs...

Right so I found this...
http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/07/digital-drugs/
Actually, my friend Moira sent it to me and we were both like, whaaat?

In case you're too lazy to read (gtfo.), these crazy kids are getting into trouble on the internet again. Downloading music? nooo. Cyber-bullying? noooooo. Getting high? hell yeah! Apparently these "i-dealers" sell "cool kids" "music drugs" so they can "get high" and "rebel" against "the man". It's cute, isn't it? I thought so.

So I thought, what the heck, I'll try it. I used the one from the site that was on youtube (the "gateway" one) called Gate of Hades or something. I sat back, closed my eyes, and put on headphones.
Spoiler alert: it's this obnoxious droning sound for about a minute and then this crackling sound. I freaked out because it came out of no-where and turned it off.

Maybe I quit too soon to get high but I'm pretty sure it's safe to say if you're not lighting it, chewing it, injecting it, or sniffing it...it can't get you high. I'm sorry, you cool kidz out there who keep getting beat up in the locker room for NOT doing crack (because that's how high school works)! This will only make your ears hurt for a few minutes.
TROOF.

2 comments:

  1. That...wow. People actually claim to get high from this?

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  2. I don't get why this is being talked about now. I knew about this years ago (when I was 15 or so). Like you, I freaked out when it started too. One guy I talked to tried the 'Out of body experience' one, and claims it actually works. I dunno. It does seem stupid. I think it's just a mind thing; if you think it works, it does. You're just making yourself feel high. You know, the placebo effect or whatever.

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